“Sure, when Mr. Freeze makes ice puns it’s peak comedy, but when I do it I’m iced out? That’s cold,…
“I have graduated from reviewing games, and I will now review nature. You cannot stop me.” Yeah, yeah, I know…
“They are (mostly) my face and they are (usually) ethically-sourced.” Surprise! Did I say that this week would be the…
“HAH chilling out! I GET IT! *wheezes and cries*” You knew this one would be coming, right? I mean, between…
“The title’s a bit misleading, perhaps.” Hello! Let’s play another round of that game where I tell you that I’m…
“And yet, against all odds, I am still playing it.” I have a love-hate relationship with strategy video games. I…
“A Stupid History of a Stupid Sport.” I have nothing against bowling. Not really. I mean, I’m not particularly good…
“Is “Briefer” a word? Don’t care, I’m going for the alliteration again.” Happy 4th of July, on the 5th of…
“But I am so tired.” Well, this has been a long time coming, hasn’t it? I talked about it way…
“We left with no glowing rocks and came back with several.” Happy father’s day! Belatedly, of course. Before we get…