“I’M A GIRAFFE” ****Addendum**** Another another history essay of mine, published by the Three Rivers Park District, is now live…
“🎵It’s-a Me, Mario🎵” Did I say Greece? No Greece. Greece doesn’t exist. Greece never existed. What’s a Greece? Are you…
“Largely Unrelated To Songs About Buildings and Food For those of you who know me, you likely know that I’ve…
“Sure, when Mr. Freeze makes ice puns it’s peak comedy, but when I do it I’m iced out? That’s cold,…
“The second of three weekends in one month that I will be driving twelve hours to Chicago.” I mean, the…
“From Sea to Shining Sea” Hey, how’s everybody doing? I think it’s about time I tell you that chances are…