Super Mario Bros. Wonder is Wonder-Ful – A Brief Review

“I Wonder What That Low-Hanging Fruit Tastes Like” Did you know that a new 2D Mario game just came out…

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The Legend of Resident: Evil of the Kingdom

“Or, Two Mini Blogs: A Quick Review of Resident Zelda: Tears of the Evil FOURRRR” Well, this was going to…

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A Pre-Review Of The Legend of Zelda: Tears of the Kingdom

“Ganondorf’s No More Tears Shampoo Still Hurts Me Plenty” The Legend of Zelda: Tears of the Kingdom? More like The…

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The Super Mario Bros. Movie Is Finally Out – But What IS a Mario?

“Mario, the Idea vs. Mario, the Man” It was deeply surreal to sit in the theaters last Friday (April 7th,…

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Super Auto Metroid: Prime Pets Remastered

“Pets do what Nintendon’t” Before we get into this week’s full content, I want to add a little addendum to…

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Saturnalia (2022) Is a Fascinating and Frustrating Experience

“I really, really wanted to love it, and I almost do.” Saturnalia is a survival horror video game. There, I…

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Periphery (First Draft) – Part Three (And Short Horror Game Reviews!)

“See, it’s funny because the reviews are short and so are the games.” You know the drill by now. It’s…

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