“A new story that has nothing to do with the metal band of the same name.” Hey! It’s been a…
“Geese not included.” Welcome back to your regular dose of vitriol and cynicism directed at everyday objects for no apparent…
“An answer to a question at least one person asked.” As I alluded to last week, and perhaps on several…
“Walk into a bar, and the bartender says, gee, your friend looks a little funny.” Listen, I’m tired, alright? It’s…