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“You’re Still Here?” Listen, I know it’s late, but I felt bad missing several weeks in a row, so I…
“Or, How I Forcibly Ended My Vacation Early” <<<<A Quick Note>>>> I’m doing an in-person book signing for Climate: Our…
“Wistfully Wild” I love Pikmin. Like, a lot. I really, really love Pikmin. I don’t have an excuse to talk…
“Or, Two Mini Blogs: A Quick Review of Resident Zelda: Tears of the Evil FOURRRR” Well, this was going to…
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“A Nigerian Prince Has an Offer For You” This website does not get a ton of traffic. I think that’s…
“Mario, the Idea vs. Mario, the Man” It was deeply surreal to sit in the theaters last Friday (April 7th,…