Super Mario Bros. Wonder is Wonder-Ful – A Brief Review

“I Wonder What That Low-Hanging Fruit Tastes Like” Did you know that a new 2D Mario game just came out…

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A Pre-Review Of The Legend of Zelda: Tears of the Kingdom

“Ganondorf’s No More Tears Shampoo Still Hurts Me Plenty” The Legend of Zelda: Tears of the Kingdom? More like The…

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I’m Publishing A Book

<<<<A Note>>>> Hello! My name is Andy Sima. If you are a parent, teacher, librarian, naturalist, public educator, or anyone…

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The Super Mario Bros. Movie Is Finally Out – But What IS a Mario?

“Mario, the Idea vs. Mario, the Man” It was deeply surreal to sit in the theaters last Friday (April 7th,…

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Something You Should Play: Farkle And Yahtzee

“You are one ugly motherfarkle.” Farkle is a game that exists. It is fun. You should play it. Yahtzee is…

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Saturnalia (2022) Is a Fascinating and Frustrating Experience

“I really, really wanted to love it, and I almost do.” Saturnalia is a survival horror video game. There, I…

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NOPE, Hocus Pocus 2, and A Short Burst of other Halloween Movie Reviews

“With a special guest star, the Wicked Witch of the West.” Hey, did you know that it was my birthday…

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FTL: Faster Than Light is Still Frustrating Me After Ten Years – Something You Should Play

“And yet, against all odds, I am still playing it.” I have a love-hate relationship with strategy video games. I…

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Briefer is Better for Stranger Things Season 4 Part 2 – Something You Should See

“Is “Briefer” a word? Don’t care, I’m going for the alliteration again.” Happy 4th of July, on the 5th of…

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Stranger Things Season 4 is Strangely Disappointing – Something You Should (maybe) See

“Danger Strings” In the ever-expanding universe of Weirder Stuff, Odder Objects, and Stranger Things, the strangest thing to me is…

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