“Geese not included.” Welcome back to your regular dose of vitriol and cynicism directed at everyday objects for no apparent…
“An answer to a question at least one person asked.” As I alluded to last week, and perhaps on several…
“Walk into a bar, and the bartender says, gee, your friend looks a little funny.” Listen, I’m tired, alright? It’s…
“A Quick Life Update” So, I don’t want to delve too deeply into the weeds on this, but I’ve been…
“Sure, when Mr. Freeze makes ice puns it’s peak comedy, but when I do it I’m iced out? That’s cold,…
“I have graduated from reviewing games, and I will now review nature. You cannot stop me.” Yeah, yeah, I know…
“They are (mostly) my face and they are (usually) ethically-sourced.” Surprise! Did I say that this week would be the…
“HAH chilling out! I GET IT! *wheezes and cries*” You knew this one would be coming, right? I mean, between…
“The title’s a bit misleading, perhaps.” Hello! Let’s play another round of that game where I tell you that I’m…
“And yet, against all odds, I am still playing it.” I have a love-hate relationship with strategy video games. I…