“I have graduated from reviewing games, and I will now review nature. You cannot stop me.” Yeah, yeah, I know…
“HAH chilling out! I GET IT! *wheezes and cries*” You knew this one would be coming, right? I mean, between…
“The title’s a bit misleading, perhaps.” Hello! Let’s play another round of that game where I tell you that I’m…
“We left with no glowing rocks and came back with several.” Happy father’s day! Belatedly, of course. Before we get…
“Like an off-brand, bootleg version of the Jules Verne classic.” Hi there, I didn’t see you come in. Please, have…
“Now featuring special guests, my cousins from Florida.” Who would have thought I was serious when I said last week…
“The second of three weekends in one month that I will be driving twelve hours to Chicago.” I mean, the…
“And the follow-up question: Vacation, how did you get away?” Looking up the song, I don’t think that those are…
“Or, the Not-Quite-As-Drunk Post-Covid 2022 (& Knuckles) Prepare-to-Die now with Funky Mode Edition” Isn’t it weird how sometimes history repeats…
“Or, in other words, Omicron: The Nomad Soul” All this COVID stuff has been piling up for weeks now, and…