A Pre-Review Of The Legend of Zelda: Tears of the Kingdom

“Ganondorf’s No More Tears Shampoo Still Hurts Me Plenty” The Legend of Zelda: Tears of the Kingdom? More like The…

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Three Things in Twenty-Six Hours in Minneapolis – Photobomb

“Consider the Following” Have you ever said to yourself: “Wow, I have a friend visiting me in Minneapolis for approximately…

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The Best, Worst, and Weirdest “Contact Me” Responses I Have Received

“A Nigerian Prince Has an Offer For You” This website does not get a ton of traffic. I think that’s…

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I’m Publishing A Book

<<<<A Note>>>> Hello! My name is Andy Sima. If you are a parent, teacher, librarian, naturalist, public educator, or anyone…

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The Super Mario Bros. Movie Is Finally Out – But What IS a Mario?

“Mario, the Idea vs. Mario, the Man” It was deeply surreal to sit in the theaters last Friday (April 7th,…

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Andy is Going to Sweden

“What a long, strange trip it’s been.” Three years. Three strange, winding years. This fall will be, officially, three years…

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