What’s Up With Minneapolis’s Spoonbridge and Cherry Sculpture?

“Geese not included.” Welcome back to your regular dose of vitriol and cynicism directed at everyday objects for no apparent…

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Two Newspaper Stories And a Cartoon

“Walk into a bar, and the bartender says, gee, your friend looks a little funny.” Listen, I’m tired, alright? It’s…

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I Have Cats Now

“A Quick Life Update” So, I don’t want to delve too deeply into the weeds on this, but I’ve been…

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PHOTOBOMB: Chilling Out at Glacier National Park – Part Two

“Sure, when Mr. Freeze makes ice puns it’s peak comedy, but when I do it I’m iced out? That’s cold,…

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PHOTOBOMB: Chilling Out at Glacier National Park – Part One

“HAH chilling out! I GET IT! *wheezes and cries*” You knew this one would be coming, right? I mean, between…

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The Discovery of Bowling

“A Stupid History of a Stupid Sport.” I have nothing against bowling. Not really. I mean, I’m not particularly good…

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