“Walk into a bar, and the bartender says, gee, your friend looks a little funny.” Listen, I’m tired, alright? It’s…
“A Quick Life Update” So, I don’t want to delve too deeply into the weeds on this, but I’ve been…
“Sure, when Mr. Freeze makes ice puns it’s peak comedy, but when I do it I’m iced out? That’s cold,…
“They are (mostly) my face and they are (usually) ethically-sourced.” Surprise! Did I say that this week would be the…
“HAH chilling out! I GET IT! *wheezes and cries*” You knew this one would be coming, right? I mean, between…
“The title’s a bit misleading, perhaps.” Hello! Let’s play another round of that game where I tell you that I’m…
“A Stupid History of a Stupid Sport.” I have nothing against bowling. Not really. I mean, I’m not particularly good…
“There is no full post this week.” I’m not even going to bother posting this on Facebook when it goes…
“And the follow-up question: Vacation, how did you get away?” Looking up the song, I don’t think that those are…
“It was just like Parks and Rec except nothing like Parks and Rec.” I mentioned a while back that I’ve…