“It’s a two-for-one sale on teen angst.” Welcome back. I’m glad I didn’t scare you off with that downer of…
“Hello dankness my old friend” Let’s try an exercise in memory for a moment. I want you to think of…
“All I want for Christmas is…” In the case that you haven’t read my other posts, let me make something…
“Books, birds, Battlestar Galactica.” That Battlestar Galactica thing is a lie. I’m just doing it for the memes. I’ve never…
“An Introductory Introduction” Hey. How you doin’? No, wait, let’s try that again. Is this thing working? Hello? No, that’s…