“It’s like one of those highlights episodes, but weird” In case you missed it, I need a literary agent. I…
“Death is for the birds.” One day, we’re all going to die. None of us are going to live forever…
“From Sea to Shining Sea” Hey, how’s everybody doing? I think it’s about time I tell you that chances are…
“It’s a two-for-one sale on teen angst.” Welcome back. I’m glad I didn’t scare you off with that downer of…
“Hello dankness my old friend” Let’s try an exercise in memory for a moment. I want you to think of…
“All I want for Christmas is…” In the case that you haven’t read my other posts, let me make something…
“Books, birds, Battlestar Galactica.” That Battlestar Galactica thing is a lie. I’m just doing it for the memes. I’ve never…
“An Introductory Introduction” Hey. How you doin’? No, wait, let’s try that again. Is this thing working? Hello? No, that’s…