“Sure, when Mr. Freeze makes ice puns it’s peak comedy, but when I do it I’m iced out? That’s cold,…
“I have graduated from reviewing games, and I will now review nature. You cannot stop me.” Yeah, yeah, I know…
“HAH chilling out! I GET IT! *wheezes and cries*” You knew this one would be coming, right? I mean, between…
“And yet, against all odds, I am still playing it.” I have a love-hate relationship with strategy video games. I…
“Is “Briefer” a word? Don’t care, I’m going for the alliteration again.” Happy 4th of July, on the 5th of…
“We left with no glowing rocks and came back with several.” Happy father’s day! Belatedly, of course. Before we get…
“Like an off-brand, bootleg version of the Jules Verne classic.” Hi there, I didn’t see you come in. Please, have…
“Danger Strings” In the ever-expanding universe of Weirder Stuff, Odder Objects, and Stranger Things, the strangest thing to me is…
“And I love it so, so much.” If you’re just here for Doctor Strange, skip down about four paragraphs to…
“Now featuring special guests, my cousins from Florida.” Who would have thought I was serious when I said last week…