“A new story that has nothing to do with the metal band of the same name.” Hey! It’s been a…
“Geese not included.” Welcome back to your regular dose of vitriol and cynicism directed at everyday objects for no apparent…
“An answer to a question at least one person asked.” As I alluded to last week, and perhaps on several…
“Walk into a bar, and the bartender says, gee, your friend looks a little funny.” Listen, I’m tired, alright? It’s…
“A Quick Life Update” So, I don’t want to delve too deeply into the weeds on this, but I’ve been…
“Sure, when Mr. Freeze makes ice puns it’s peak comedy, but when I do it I’m iced out? That’s cold,…
“I have graduated from reviewing games, and I will now review nature. You cannot stop me.” Yeah, yeah, I know…
“They are (mostly) my face and they are (usually) ethically-sourced.” Surprise! Did I say that this week would be the…
“HAH chilling out! I GET IT! *wheezes and cries*” You knew this one would be coming, right? I mean, between…
“The title’s a bit misleading, perhaps.” Hello! Let’s play another round of that game where I tell you that I’m…